The Tab

Wanna start off saying, sorry it has been so long, and sorry this is going to be a rather short post.  Just recently moved into my own place after living with a buddy for a few months and just didn’t feel I could dedicate as much time and effort into Th3T4b as I would have liked while living there, however now that I am back on my own, hopefully I’ll be able to start writing a little more as things progress.

Alrighty now so onto the topic at hand and reason for writing tonight!  I have been dreaming for quite some time to take a backpacking trip across some of Europe.  Thought I would break it into different sections different years and just save up for my entire life and this all still just be a dream.  Any who, I decided that if I were ever to take a trip through Europe, I’d start and get the bigger part out of the way first.  Come in to Lisbon, Portugal and work my way up to some place like Paris or something (again all just speculating on what I wish I could do).  So for shits and giggles I hop onto Google maps to check the distance.  Decide, “Hey Google has a walking ‘guide’ thing option, lets see how Google would get me to Paris =D”  apparently Google Just wants you to drown in the Bay of Biscay…..

I have gotten wind of something you are doing.  Something that I find absolutely ridiculous.  You are apparently threatening those who live within your area to make their grass green, at all cost!  I think you are stupid, and would like to point out some obvious facts you must have over looked.

1)      YOU’RE IN THE FUCKING DESERT YOU MORONS!!!!

2)      It doesn’t really rain a lot here to make your grass green year round.

3)      It happens to get over 110 degrees rather frequent in the summer.

4)      YOU ARE IN THE FUCKING DESERT!!!!!

After watching the news review on this matter, I’m not sure which is worse.  You’re dictatorship of these people to make their grass green, even at the expense of painting it green, or that this FUCKING TARD!!! didn’t know that grass died out here.  I would like to point that dumb bitch to my first and fourth point as to why you all are stupid idiots.  HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK GRASS WOULD DIE HERE!!!! You’re a stupid bitch… all there is to that one.

Seriously though, you would have these people make their grass green at all cost, even if it meant painting, I repeat PAINTING!!! their grass green…..

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I am speechless.  You’re a fucktard. End of story.  Good day dipshit!

Respectfully Submitted,

-W

I would like to state that I am adding a new category to the site.  It is called “Dear Dipshit”.

Within this category, I shall be writing mock letters to individuals or organizations (similar to how I started my last review of “How to Train Your Dragon“) to explain (mostly to inform the few readers I have XD ) what dipshits they are.  Today, I am presenting my first official “Dear Dipshit” letter.  Enjoy

-W

Dear Dreamworks,

Back in 2001, you put out a really good animated movie for what was what I thought impossible.  However you seemed to have realized this as well, thinking “Oh shit guys!! The public really likes this; we need to milk Shrek for everything we can!!!”  Three sequels later, and I hated you once again.  I doubted that you would ever get another good break for the animated movies.

Alas!! You have proved me wrong, and I would like to thank you.  “How to Train Your Dragon” is arguably one of the best animated films of 2010.  In fact, it has been nominated for best animated movie.  I never thought it would be possible after watching Toy Story 3 that I would think any other animated film would even have a chance.  But again, you have proved me wrong.

To be completely honest, I am torn between which I want to win the Oscar.  Toy Story went more for an adult movie feel, whereas this film definitely felt more aimed for kids.  They are on different sides of the spectrum, but both amazingly well done.  I would like to commend you on your success with this movie, but please…. DON’T FUCK THIS ONE UP BY MAKING TOO MANY SHITTY ASS SEQUALS YOU FUCKTARDS!!!

Love,

Willis

Ok so seriously, this movie is just fucking adorable, and I don’t use that word often.  It is just fantastic the emotion certain scenes push out. One scene in particular would be where the boy (Hiccup, voiced by Jay Baruchel) makes his first real attempt to connect with the dragon.  I won’t go into details as to what happens because this scene just needs to be witnessed.  It is, again, adorable.

I really need to comment on the camera angles and such.  The angles, panning, and over all “camera” work of this movie is astonishing.  The shots were great, really dig’d the music too.  Just fantastic through and through.

For all there is that is great in this movie, I can’t really find anything about this movie I really didn’t like.  I can nitpick at a few lil things, but there wasn’t a whole lot to nitpick at.  There were some things that were just “it kind of bugs me, but can easily be over looked”, and that would only really be the voice actors used for this.

Maybe it’s just me, but I have a hard time seeing Gerard Butler (300) voice acting Hiccup’s dad.  It just feels strange to me.  Not that it is bad in any way, he sounds great as the character; it just seems funny to think of him doing this role.  Other than Butler, Hiccup’s voice actor Jay Baruchel, would be the only other “nitpick”.  He isn’t bad, just doesn’t completely sound the part I suppose.  If I could change anything it would probably just be that, granted I don’t know what kind of voice Hiccup’s character really seems to call for.

Even with that said, it really isn’t terrible, just some minor little tiny things in the movie that were EASILY looked over.

I would like to note the somewhat uncanny look alike of Toothless (Hiccup’s dragon) and Stitch from Disney’s Lilo and Stitch?  Maybe it is just me, but it seriously looks like Stich a few points in the movie.  Just a random observation.

So seriously, if you haven’t seen this move, go do it! If you have kids, watch it with them, they’ll love it.  You have a girl you fancy, use this as an excuse to curl up close and watch this.  Just want to watch a cute movie, do it!  One way or another, just watch this effing movie!!!

Man, I need to find a bad movie to go ape shit on.  This is a few reviews in a row that hasn’t really been all that funny/ interesting since there wasn’t anything to make fun of or mock.  I’ll have something for you all soon though, not a review, just a rant.  Look for it soon guys.  Peace ^_^V

So apparently the plugin I used to upload videos stopped working after all the updates (WordPress and other plugin updates).  WordPress seems to have implemented their own “Add Video” option to the site, but limits me to 7MB.  Well that just wont do for my video’s sadly.  So until I find a work around, video’s will only be uploaded on my Youtube channel….

What? You Didn’t know The Tab had its very own channel?  Well it does now.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Th3T4b

Enjoy folks, Hoping to have a new video up by next Monday, depending on how all this new work stuff goes (I finally got another job FYI).  Peace ^_^V