The Tab

Ok, so it has been a rather long time since I’ve written here.  On my time off I have been thinking of what to really do with my site.  My conclusion?  Same as it was 3 months ago.  I will start doing movie reviews.  However! I need suggestions.  Comments have been opened back up, suggestions need to be made!  Tell me your ideas, tell your friends, ask them give me a list of things to do!  My goal will be to do 2 reviews a week from here on out.  Older movies (DVDs) that are already out and been out, then the newer ones that just come out to theater.  So do your worst, or your best.  Give me a list of movies to review.  They will start off all written at first, depending on how this goes, I will move to video reviews.

Email your ideas to me at kevin@thetab.theaxalon.com

Or just comment!  Look forward and I’m slightly excited about this!

So reading through some older posts, I am a whiny lil bitch XD.  As stated two posts ago, Elder refuses to close down ‘The Tab’ therefore I will be trying this again.  The goal this time will be the same as it started, rants and shit about random crap.  However, I am adding on something I should, and frankly upset I didn’t from the start, reviews of different movies and what not.  Granted I have already posted 2 movie reviews on here, Those were mostly out of anger to expose the absolute bull shit of cinema that they were.  Yes Heather, I am aiming that directly at the new ‘Alice in Wonderland’ movie, as well as the other cinematic clusterfuck you took me to see, which I will not name since its already been said and done.

On an off note. I’m coming home in a month.  I’m looking forward to the Abby Road concert this year =D

So any who, I was suggested reading this book some time ago.  Dean Koontz’s Frankenstein.   After a decent amount of time, a dude I work with happen to bring it up.  Told me he has it and already read it.  He too suggested me reading it and that I would really enjoy it.  So the guy brings it in and I read it.  I was a little shocked honestly.

When I was first told of this book by Elder, I wondered, how would one go about re-writing a Frankenstein novel.  Just to find out it was a trilogy O.O  I had a scary image of  ’Van Helsing’ [shudders]  I’m still in awe that they managed to make Frankenstein work in that story >.<

So the book starts off with the main character (the monster himself) in a monk temple in Tibet…… sure because that makes sense?  He likes to do this trick for a monk, making a coin disappear… Because all monsters should have this skill?  OH! and he thinks the lightning that brought him to life gave him the understanding of the quantum works of the universe and can take a single step on one side of the planet, and end up in New Orleans…. Just because thats fucking awesome!…. well minus the New Orleans part.  Of all cities to let this epic creature roam (or quantum leap) around, why New Orleans?  Meh to each their own I suppose.  At least it isn’t the usual city that destruction usually takes place.

We’re also given these two cops who are quite the pair.  We have the funny guy cop, and the over enthusiastic, my dad was a bad cop, stern, over powering chick.  OF COARSE!!! Because anything else would be too clichéd, specially since we weren’t given the clichéd city of destruction. We have our controlling, perfectionist bad guy, Victor Helios(Frankenstein), who is your every day atheist pushing his anti-god beliefs on you knowing you are wrong and nothing else but his opinion matters.  This autistic creation of the fucknuts Frankenstein, that wants to rip the secrets of happiness from this OTHER autistic kid he found in a news clipping (lovely right?).  Over all we have a wonderful cast of misfits and psycho’s.

Despite my slight bashing of the characters, it was honestly a good book.  I really enjoyed it and went into so research to find out about the other books.  While doing this, I find something appalling and absolutely horrific.  ”Dean Koontz’s Frankenstein: The movie”……..MOTHER@#!@$FUCKING ASS^%$^#WHIPE@#!@#SHIT$#%^&*(MONKEY)(*&!!!! [Starts to cry] I was only joking when I said a movie would be cool! Well fuck me sidways… I am gonna have to see this now. Away to Amazon I go >.<

Ok,

So since I wrote in here last, many things has happened in my life.  Unfortunately I have been very lazy (see first post) and never got around to writing about some of this until way late. So I will list a few:

1) Got drunk and had a close call with some cops

2) Pretty sure I caught a nasty twilight tween disease…. TWICE!

3) Moved across country

4) Got a new gaming rig with some kick ass gear to match

[edit-addition] 5) Had a run in with my first real elitist ass wipe POS on WoW.

[edit-number change] 6) Found out Santa travels around with a demon that rapes women and children >.>

Now I know I have already told the story of the getting drunk, and twilight thing to some of you, but hell its funny so I have to post it!  Each of those will have something written about it soon enough.  This is more me just wanting to write on my site again… wasted space… maybe… Do I care… Do I ever? Ha don’t judge!

Alrighty, this is starting to sound(read) like a normal blog… I’m gone!

Its all in its starting stages… eventually I’ll work around with Elder Smalley and get a theme and background and what nots all set up to make it look all nice and pretty…. don’t judge

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Sitting down watching cars pull away after getting their McMuffins and bagels with cheese, I look to my cardiac arrest on a tray listening to horribly written back of the attic 70′s hits that should never seen the light of day again. Bitter, high sodium induced calories topped with butter and syrup, seasoned fake beef or half produced sausage that taste like ass. Has America really come to a nation that of pigs that will eat anything so long as its not keeping them in the kitchen and is cheap? Sitting here a hypocrite with the rest of them as I myself down a conveniently cheap heart stopper. We humans are truly fascinating….

My name is Kevin and this is my tab… You may be wondering… “wtf… the tab?”.  Allow me to explain…

TAB (courtesy of Websters online site: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tab)

Show IPA noun, verb, tabbed, tab⋅bing.
1. a small flap, strap, loop, or similar appendage, as on a garment, used for pulling, hanging, or decoration.

2. a tag or label.

3. a small projection from a card, paper, or folder, used as an aid in filing.

4. a small piece attached or intended to be attached

5. a small flap or tongue of material

…. You know what, I think by now you get the picture (if not then direct your little mind to the link above).  This is my tab.  My little piece attached or flap of material sewn on to Theaxalon.com by millions of 1′s and 0′s.  This is my tab, my space, my piece of something to do the original thing and conform (yet again) with society and tell you all the stories I see in the world while running around this bull shit we call life.

You like what I write? cool…

You don’t?  I’ll store it in the “don’t really give a damn” folder.

So please…. walk on the dark side of the moon with me reminisce while drowning in our pool of memories and make some new ones, lets just hope its a ride to remember.

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My name is Kevin…. And this is my tab

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