The Tab

So folks, another year has passed, and another year has pass that I sat on my ass and didn’t do what I really wanted with the site XD.  I’m so damn lazy, and to my shock, I’ve actually been asked for more regular updates.  So I’m doing a few things for those (very) few individuals.  I am setting up a schedule for the site.  There should be regular reviews once a week posted every Wednesday starting next week.  This does not include the rants and random bits of news that I find out on the web.

On that note, I made a twitter account as well for quicker and more frequent news updates.  I don’t know how many of you have twitter, but if not, I suggest you get one, just for all the bits of news I’ll be posting on there about movies, games, and whatever else I find.  It’s also linked to my Facebook so you’ll get spammed with all my updates regardless ;D

I’m sorry I don’t really have a whole lot else to say except… look out for more regular updates at random times as well as new reviews every Wednesday.  Thanks for sticking around my few and faithful readers.

First of hopefully a long constant string of reviews….. Mario Bros!  ugh… (and for that announcement that went out ages ago about Transformers 3… don’t worry. I’ll be getting that review up eventually)

Alright folks, so I had went and explained that I was going on hiatus for some time.  I’m going to use this time to kind of rework the site some, all internal changes mind you.  I plan to set up a schedule for regular updates on the site, creating a list of things to review many months ahead of time and keep a good backlog of reviews.  I will be hopefully updating my regular every two weeks to start, not including new release reviews.  Now the changes wont justify the wait that will be taken place, but I have a lot of things planned in the future that will hinder any kind of progress on the site for the next few months, sorry folks *sadface*  Now as far as the serious reviews being on hold, I will still make occasional posts of just the random shit that goes on, maybe a few “Dear Dipshits” and so on.  Though for the most part, the site wont be regularly updated for some time (not that this is really new from how things have been going any how =p)

Peace folks ^_^V

I would like to state that I am adding a new category to the site.  It is called “Dear Dipshit”.

Within this category, I shall be writing mock letters to individuals or organizations (similar to how I started my last review of “How to Train Your Dragon“) to explain (mostly to inform the few readers I have XD ) what dipshits they are.  Today, I am presenting my first official “Dear Dipshit” letter.  Enjoy

-W

So apparently the plugin I used to upload videos stopped working after all the updates (WordPress and other plugin updates).  WordPress seems to have implemented their own “Add Video” option to the site, but limits me to 7MB.  Well that just wont do for my video’s sadly.  So until I find a work around, video’s will only be uploaded on my Youtube channel….

What? You Didn’t know The Tab had its very own channel?  Well it does now.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Th3T4b

Enjoy folks, Hoping to have a new video up by next Monday, depending on how all this new work stuff goes (I finally got another job FYI).  Peace ^_^V

So from McMuffins to movies.  Crying like a little bitch, mushy letter to mom, and god help me… Twilight.  Thinking back about my first post I have many different views about it.  It starts off pretty good.  I originally wrote that on the back of my receipt while I was at said McDonalds.  It was fine up till I added more to the end.  About where I said “My name is Kevin and this is my tab…” *Facepalm*  Already I can tell this is sounding more like high school emo-esque and about to make make a fool of myself.

“So please…. walk on the dark side of the moon with me reminisce while drowning in our pool of memories and make some new ones, lets just hope its a ride to remember.” Yeah… I get physically ill every time I read that line.  WTF was I thinking?! XD so much fail in that one line of text that I should be banned from teh tubez for life!  The retarded Webster’s reference of what a ‘tab’ is was clever though right?  Ah hell no!  Again! WTF WAS I THINKING?!?!  One post should only contain so much fail, and I was pushing the limits there!

My lovely whiney ass post about Halloween was great too.  It was an alright post I must say, but good god did it sound emo!  “My family abandoned me! My friends don’t want to hang out any more! My brother doesn’t even want to be around me! WAAAAAH /wrist” XD ugh!

Moving to getting drunk, cops, moving across country, fucking Twilight (I still hate you for that Heather) and then the big one!  “It’s all a joke” (a bad reference to the Watchmen) where I cried like such a little bitch.  There was so much sand up in my vag I could probably made my own island out in the pacific.  I shall call it PMS Isle.  Poor Elder had to listen to me cry and demand to shut the site down for about a month before I got my head on straight.

At this time, I suppose it was my 2^nd review of a movie, but I wrote what I would like to call my first review about the Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland.  Twilight however was my first, as much as I would hate to admit to that.  Since Elder refused to bring down the site, I went and started up again.  I quite enjoyed that post.  It was fun, and I would like to think somewhat clever.  I suppose it is after this I begin to grow up more and begin to enjoy my site and put aside my emo thoughts.

I begin to write a few more reviews and get feedback from my few readers that were encouraging.  I write probably posts of all time (zombies involved) and made it official that I will keep the site.  I had Elder in town and we wrote a few posts, unfortunately that post was unwise and targeted a very crude group of people.  Frankly speaking I broke the rules, and for the safety of the few readers I had, I deleted their comments, eventually leading to me to delete the post itself (I think Elder still has it up on his site actually).

So needless to say, I think I have grown quite a bit.  I thank the ones that have stuck through this last year and still read this shit.  Even if you were to quit, I will keep writing.  I have come quite attached to my Tab (useewatIdidthur?)  and will continue to rant and rave and rage about whatever I happen to get the chance on.  I will end this with a thank you to Elder for setting this up for me and keeping it up.  The thank you wasn’t meant to be corny or sappy… It is meant as a plee to be gentle when I write my official 1 year post, where I will be ripping apart Michael Bay’s Transformers.   So come back on October 14^th for my official 1 year anniversary of The Tab!