The Tab

So… by now, if you know me, you know my opinion on the Transformers movies and Michael Bay.  Frankly, I hate them both.  I didn’t like the movies for the terrible acting, shitty writing, and over use of special effects (the only thing Bay may actually be good at).  Alas, when you have a movie series that can break 300 million with each film, would you want to call it quits?  Yeah Hasbro didn’t think so either.  That’s why they’re planning to possibly film the 4^th and 5^th film back to back……..

Let me say that shit again…. Hasbro wants to film the FOURTH AND FIFTH film BACK TO BACK!!!!!……

Fawk my life.  I’m lost in so much rage I can’t think of anything better to say… just Fawk. My. Life.  What makes it worse, is because I feel the need to review and express how much crap these films are, I have contributed to that commutative $1.07 they have made in box office alone. It hurts me to know I have helped them make over ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!!!11!!1ONE! in just box office, so of course they want to make 2 more god forsaken movies.

I’ve read that they’re even wanting to potentially make movies off their other products…. Guys, we may be expecting a Monopoly movie real soon!  I mean we already have Transformers, Rock’em Sock’em Robots, and Battle Ship.  Why not make more ridiculous movies?!

Only good bits of info I was able to find some sort of solace in, was that Bay has not confirmed to come back as director, and if he does, it won’t even start until late 2012.  That should give us at least another 2ish years before we see any more Transformers films if they’re going to film them back to back.  That will also mean 4 and 5 being released pretty close to each other.  -_- gogo summer blockbusters… again ,|,,