The Tab

To back up my header statement, I would like to say that 2 storms ago, we had a 75 car pile up going east on the I10.  This caused a huge traffic jam nearly 8 miles long.  I happened to be on my way to work as the said storm was starting.  You could see the clouds and rain moving towards me, and you could also see EVERY FUCKING VEHICLE ON THE ROAD SLAMMING ON THEIR BRAKES!!!!  I quickly got off the interstate and took back roads to work.

The last storm we had here in Phoenix it happened to flood.  Here I happened to see people stopping in the middle of the road if there was any bit of water on the road. In fact I was riding with somebody who is from this area, and he himself whined like a little bitch that there was water on the road.

Maybe you’re thinking to yourself “Well Kevin, That’s not entirely fair.  It is the desert, they are not use to the natural phenomenon that you and me would call ‘rain’, surely you are being to harsh!”  Well let me tell you something then ^_^ ….. /RAGE ,|,, STFU!! I WAS NEARLY IN TWO ACCIDENTS! BOTH ACCURING LESS THEN 50FT FROM EACH OTHER!!!!

I was driving home from work today, sitting at a red light, patiently waiting.  Finally it turns green and some douche bag on a motorcycle wanna be moped cut me off and swerved ridiculously close to my car.  He cut between me and a huge semi barely fitting between the two vehicles.  I had such an urge to gas the car hard and cut him off as he started to move to my lane, if it wasn’t for the fact he would have hit the semi in front of him.  Alas, I controlled my rage and moved along.

Apparently though that semi-truck driver was in a douchie mood too, that or realized way too late that the ramp he was about to pass up was the one to the main interstate.  Needless to say as I am more than half way along the side of the trailer, I see out of the corner of my eye that it is moving closer to me.  I turn and see it is moving closer to me, alarmingly fast.  So again I slam on my breaks to avoid getting hit.  Luckily he hit a red light again before the fucker… sorry “Trucker” (useewatIdidthur?) could take out the front end of my car.

To give a tad more detail as to how close he came to running over the front end of my car… I could have rolled down my window on the passenger side, and wrote my name on the side.  I had to put my car in reverse, and back up, very carefully, from between the curb and his tires.  If it wasn’t for the fact that he could have easily run those monstrous tires over my lil T-Bird and him not feel a thing, I would have left my car where it was out of stubbornness.  Although… Having the front end of my car taken out by a semi wouldn’t be the brightest thing to do.

Needless to say…. I was effing pissed right the hell off!!!  Fuck these drivers! This city’s inhabitants need to learn to effing drive >.<!