The Tab

So I’m browsing one of my movie sites, and I stumble across this movie called “I am Number Four”.  Reading about the plot, it doesn’t seem that interesting.  Its based off a young adult book “I Am Number Four” by Pittacus Lore.  Frankly, I’m not interested in this movie one bit.  What really sparked the reason for this post was a comment section.  Apparently this movie has some associations with Michael Bay.  I didn’t see his name any where in the section of Directors, actors, screen writers, ect…  Turns out he is just a producer.

Any who on to my point.  This un named retard went and posted that we should lighten up on Bay, because he has great eye!  Listing his “GREAT” movies (Bad Boys, Transformers (you already know my opinion on that one), Armageddon, and The Island.  Saying that Bay should go and direct something like Uncle Tom’s Cabin or something to show the world he isn’t just a hack.

My first reaction… LAWL!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING!!!!

Second reaction… *RAGE* YOU’RE NOT FUCKING JOKING!!!!! Bay has done mediocre movies at best.  Nothing this man has ever done has really been “GREAT” as you put it.  Some of them may be better then others, but frankly he is just a hack!  I will give credit to the man and his special effects.  Though, honestly, he shouldn’t be directing.  You want to go and look up his movies on IMDB? The best rating for any of those films you listed was 7.2 for The Rock! (I didn’t add that on the list but the original post did)  The rest were in the 6′s.  Again stating, the man is a mediocre director, and shouldn’t be behind a fucking camera!!!  Leave him to special effects and don’t let him touch anything else!

Direct Uncle Tom’s Cabin my ass!!!! He’s already raped enough classics (Transformers) don’t let him get into literary classics too!  What made me rage even more was the amount of comments stating that Bay was a “Good Director”.  Thankfully, there were enough people there to tell these people they were all morons and that Bay has done enough as is.

lsafkdngmaq[‘e90tugq’arefgmasdfgsgfdhmh;le!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <— (raging)