The Tab

So from McMuffins to movies.  Crying like a little bitch, mushy letter to mom, and god help me… Twilight.  Thinking back about my first post I have many different views about it.  It starts off pretty good.  I originally wrote that on the back of my receipt while I was at said McDonalds.  It was fine up till I added more to the end.  About where I said “My name is Kevin and this is my tab…” *Facepalm*  Already I can tell this is sounding more like high school emo-esque and about to make make a fool of myself.

“So please…. walk on the dark side of the moon with me reminisce while drowning in our pool of memories and make some new ones, lets just hope its a ride to remember.” Yeah… I get physically ill every time I read that line.  WTF was I thinking?! XD so much fail in that one line of text that I should be banned from teh tubez for life!  The retarded Webster’s reference of what a ‘tab’ is was clever though right?  Ah hell no!  Again! WTF WAS I THINKING?!?!  One post should only contain so much fail, and I was pushing the limits there!

My lovely whiney ass post about Halloween was great too.  It was an alright post I must say, but good god did it sound emo!  “My family abandoned me! My friends don’t want to hang out any more! My brother doesn’t even want to be around me! WAAAAAH /wrist” XD ugh!

Moving to getting drunk, cops, moving across country, fucking Twilight (I still hate you for that Heather) and then the big one!  “It’s all a joke” (a bad reference to the Watchmen) where I cried like such a little bitch.  There was so much sand up in my vag I could probably made my own island out in the pacific.  I shall call it PMS Isle.  Poor Elder had to listen to me cry and demand to shut the site down for about a month before I got my head on straight.

At this time, I suppose it was my 2^nd review of a movie, but I wrote what I would like to call my first review about the Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland.  Twilight however was my first, as much as I would hate to admit to that.  Since Elder refused to bring down the site, I went and started up again.  I quite enjoyed that post.  It was fun, and I would like to think somewhat clever.  I suppose it is after this I begin to grow up more and begin to enjoy my site and put aside my emo thoughts.

I begin to write a few more reviews and get feedback from my few readers that were encouraging.  I write probably posts of all time (zombies involved) and made it official that I will keep the site.  I had Elder in town and we wrote a few posts, unfortunately that post was unwise and targeted a very crude group of people.  Frankly speaking I broke the rules, and for the safety of the few readers I had, I deleted their comments, eventually leading to me to delete the post itself (I think Elder still has it up on his site actually).

So needless to say, I think I have grown quite a bit.  I thank the ones that have stuck through this last year and still read this shit.  Even if you were to quit, I will keep writing.  I have come quite attached to my Tab (useewatIdidthur?)  and will continue to rant and rave and rage about whatever I happen to get the chance on.  I will end this with a thank you to Elder for setting this up for me and keeping it up.  The thank you wasn’t meant to be corny or sappy… It is meant as a plee to be gentle when I write my official 1 year post, where I will be ripping apart Michael Bay’s Transformers.   So come back on October 14^th for my official 1 year anniversary of The Tab!