The Tab

So I’m sure you all have heard about, maybe even seen, the movie ‘Piranha’.  If you have I must say you are and idiot and please go die now… as for the rest of you who have more self respect then that would you believe these fuckers are making a sequel?!?!?!  I kid you not.  This 1978 remake of piranha’s getting set loose on unsuspecting kids partying… in REAL 3D!!!…. is getting a sequel. /RRRAAAGGGGEEEE

I can’t fathom how this first one got approved let alone a sequel! Oh wait… here’s how “reviews from top critics, wild cheers from audiences around the country, and $10 million in its opening weekend boxoffice” …. Fuck you Dimension Films… Fuck you!  I will give props that this movie is doing much more than I expected.  I was ready for another Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus type film.  However, I am personally getting tired of all these mind-numbing horror/action/romance/ every other frickin movie released any more, kind of movies.  What is Hollywood doing these days?!

“PIRANHA 3D opened with fantastic reviews from top critics like the ASSOCIATED PRESS and REUTERS, enjoying a very FRESH rating of 80-82% favorable reviews on the popular movie review site ROTTEN TOMATOES throughout it’s opening weekend” ….. Wait what?! 80-82% range on rotten tomatoes?!?! DONE!!  This just finalizes that I was right. The general public has become zombies.  Mindless meat sacks that are incapable of utilizing their brain functions for much else other then breeding and consuming food.  If this movie can keep such a high rating review, I think we’re done for.

What happened to those movies that actually made you think?  Only film I have seen in the last year, possibly longer, that was so awesome that it kept me in awe days later, has been ‘Inception’.  It’s a smart film and requires you to pay attention.  Christopher Nolen is my newly appointed savior.  He has made many brilliant films in the past (Memento, Dark Knight) and is continuing to do so now.  Thank you Nolan.

**Disclaimer**

Piranha  is owned by Dimension Films.

**Information**

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=69034