The Tab

So reading through some older posts, I am a whiny lil bitch XD.  As stated two posts ago, Elder refuses to close down ‘The Tab’ therefore I will be trying this again.  The goal this time will be the same as it started, rants and shit about random crap.  However, I am adding on something I should, and frankly upset I didn’t from the start, reviews of different movies and what not.  Granted I have already posted 2 movie reviews on here, Those were mostly out of anger to expose the absolute bull shit of cinema that they were.  Yes Heather, I am aiming that directly at the new ‘Alice in Wonderland’ movie, as well as the other cinematic clusterfuck you took me to see, which I will not name since its already been said and done.

On an off note. I’m coming home in a month.  I’m looking forward to the Abby Road concert this year =D

So any who, I was suggested reading this book some time ago.  Dean Koontz’s Frankenstein.   After a decent amount of time, a dude I work with happen to bring it up.  Told me he has it and already read it.  He too suggested me reading it and that I would really enjoy it.  So the guy brings it in and I read it.  I was a little shocked honestly.

When I was first told of this book by Elder, I wondered, how would one go about re-writing a Frankenstein novel.  Just to find out it was a trilogy O.O  I had a scary image of  ’Van Helsing’ [shudders]  I’m still in awe that they managed to make Frankenstein work in that story >.<

So the book starts off with the main character (the monster himself) in a monk temple in Tibet…… sure because that makes sense?  He likes to do this trick for a monk, making a coin disappear… Because all monsters should have this skill?  OH! and he thinks the lightning that brought him to life gave him the understanding of the quantum works of the universe and can take a single step on one side of the planet, and end up in New Orleans…. Just because thats fucking awesome!…. well minus the New Orleans part.  Of all cities to let this epic creature roam (or quantum leap) around, why New Orleans?  Meh to each their own I suppose.  At least it isn’t the usual city that destruction usually takes place.

We’re also given these two cops who are quite the pair.  We have the funny guy cop, and the over enthusiastic, my dad was a bad cop, stern, over powering chick.  OF COARSE!!! Because anything else would be too clichéd, specially since we weren’t given the clichéd city of destruction. We have our controlling, perfectionist bad guy, Victor Helios(Frankenstein), who is your every day atheist pushing his anti-god beliefs on you knowing you are wrong and nothing else but his opinion matters.  This autistic creation of the fucknuts Frankenstein, that wants to rip the secrets of happiness from this OTHER autistic kid he found in a news clipping (lovely right?).  Over all we have a wonderful cast of misfits and psycho’s.

Despite my slight bashing of the characters, it was honestly a good book.  I really enjoyed it and went into so research to find out about the other books.  While doing this, I find something appalling and absolutely horrific.  ”Dean Koontz’s Frankenstein: The movie”……..MOTHER@#!@$FUCKING ASS^%$^#WHIPE@#!@#SHIT$#%^&*(MONKEY)(*&!!!! [Starts to cry] I was only joking when I said a movie would be cool! Well fuck me sidways… I am gonna have to see this now. Away to Amazon I go >.<