The Tab

So, while on Facebook, I see people posting what Urbandictionary.com has to say about their name’s.  Thinking it would tell me the same thing every other site has to say about my name (‘handsom’ thats funny if you ask me) I ignored it for a while.  Though, after thinking on it for a while I thought I’d see any ways, being on 3rd shift and bored out of my god for saken mind does things to you.  And holy shit the funny crap I found while looking it up. I mean really!  I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a while.

Here’s what the site says about my name:

1) basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor. (some of this may be true but I still lol’d like no other)

2) Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem “kind, gentle, handsome” and gein “birth”. Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin. (ok?)

3) a male that performs great intercourse on a female (really? who calls sex ‘a kevin’? Thanks I guess?)

4)v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay. (Hard gay really? The one just prior said doing a chick was ‘a kevin’ and now hard gay?! for fuck sakes XD)

5) A Portuguese slang for penis (so a dude preformed a kevin with his kevin?!)

6) An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone’s day no matter how sad they are. He’s sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don’t know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I’m in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I’m pretty sure of that. (sounds bout like what I’ve heard about me =p)

7) someone who has probably porked your mom (=O)

Now tell me this isn’t some funny shit!!  I was rolling!

[moving to something serious now =D]

So I know it has been a while (Sorry Heather), but work has been pretty killer.  Moved here to Phoenix about 2 months ago now, and still working about 60 hours a week.  Pretty crazy crap yo.  Since I’ve been here I can’t say I’ve done much.  Been really stuborn and not wanting to go out unless its with my usual group (Josh, Smalley, Dwayne, Heather), and I’m like crazy pail now XD  Ugh and fuck me sideways guys, I’m doing that stereotypical blogging shit now.  Writing some useless shit as aposed to the witty humorous BS the site started off like =(.  Making me upset.  The motivation  I had and the snappy come backs and replies to shit I see out and about just aren’t coming to me. RAWR! its frustrating sitting here writing and having to pause to actually stop and attempt (and fail mind you) of something witty.  On this depressing note I’m ending this post.

[Next post is about the Oscars.  Gimme a category to talk about next post and lets see where that goes.  I'm saving the Razzies for their own post soon to come.  Def expect something good for this one (hopefully)]